People say I'm a nice enough guy, and they may be right. And I'm not a loon. By that I mean I'm not anti-tax for longer than it takes me to mail in my return, I don't want to "privatize the sidewalk" as PJ O'Rourke so archly put it, and I don't think a power-obsessed showman in search of the perfect sound bite for defending his sterling record of groping all boobies within range makes a good candidate for governor of California simply because ...