Inspired by the training successes of the TSA (please check out the Coconut People Snipe Hunt) I have structured today's Snipe Hunt as a multiple choice test. Please choose the correct caption for the following photograph. (My thanks to AP Photographer Charles Dharapak). For extra credit, email me a caption of your own.

A) President Bush speaks about Columbus Day at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building Monday, Oct. 13, 2003. President Bush, annoyed by what he considers the "filter" of news reporting, will seek to go around the press on Monday through television outlets that do not routinely cover the White House.

B) President Bush speaks about Columbus Day at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building Monday, Oct. 13, 2003. President Bush, annoyed at what he considers the “filter” of news reporting, declared he would only show his full saintly halo to a select group of television outlets.

C) President Bush, focusing his thoughts before a momentous Columbus Day speech, inadvertently exposes the audience to a potentially lethal dose of psychic energy from his hyper-powerful brain.

D) President Bush focuses intently on the red crossing signal in front of him while a DC Metro train bears down on him at high speed.

E) President Bush works quickly and calmly to remove his thumb from the microphone socket.

F) I will checkmate you with a pawn in 11 moves, Mr. Kasparov. But to prove my compassion you may concede now and avoid the humiliation.

G) // Bush Almighty // Morgan Freeman, in search of a vacation from his duties as Supreme Ruler of the Universe, bestows omnipotence on an affable clown to teach him the importance of faith and bring a smile to moviegoers everywhere.

H) Gazing impassively across the dark parking lot, the monstrous reptile considers its next meal.